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Survive....SURVIVE! [03 Apr 2006|12:05pm] Thats what I need to do. Have't been to well lately. Not health wise. Well, maybe that a bit too. But thats not a big issue. Somthings missing. Like a jigsaw puzzle piece. A huge jigsaw puzzle piece. But a puzzle piece none the less. I may miss one of my favorite bands perform. Ween. Due to lack of intrest of other people. I'll go alone if I must. It seems like I must. It's more than that though. More. 1Made Em Shine My Name Is Mud

Liverpool is shitty compared to Luxemborg [13 Dec 2005|03:10am] Running Antelope Flipping Pitas Crying Babies Making Me Stronger My Name Is Mud

[07 Sep 2005|05:03pm] [ mood | Slip on my piece ] [ music | Prince Paul Feat Horror City - Champion Sound Part 1 ] I'll hit you with a desk if you cross my path again. I hope you learn your lesson. My wife warned you more than twice. She warned you three times. It's not a lovely color on you this disobedience. My Name Is Mud

Silly Bitch [30 Aug 2005|04:25pm] Wrangle up the cattle before it gets all out of hand. Come on Steven you know what I'm sayin. 1Made Em Shine My Name Is Mud

[02 Jul 2005|08:28pm] [ mood | Zany Woah Woah WOAH! ] [ music | Butthole Surfers - American Woman ] Save a tear for I am back for this entry my menzios. Hack away at tooth decay Learn to walk in line with chalk Eat a swan, kill a pawn Be peacefull and nice and you'll be Heidi Flice. Make sure to jump over an unsure lump To a hand to a stranger but beware of danger 2Made Em Shine My Name Is Mud

[22 May 2005|02:12am] [ mood | accomplished ] [ music | Me kicking my phone in a beat ] The seminoles pop out from their waiting holes to get a glimpse of you. They realise you are of no use. You only carry the head of an English widow. You have the sign of bad luck, for possesion of a English widows head is a very unlikely and dirty thing to come by. My Name Is Mud

MxPx fucking suck [13 May 2005|09:53pm] [ mood | Don't tell me what to feel ] [ music | Gorillaz- Feel Good Inc. ] MxPx fucking suck. Granted, the only song I've heard by them is "PunK Rock show" and other bits and clips that prove their suckatude. Now, the only reason I need to hate MxPx is because of the song "PunK Rock show". I believe that a 4 year old with a rhyming dictonary could do 10 times as better, but it'd still suck. Because that song is just that bad. 1Made Em Shine My Name Is Mud

[09 May 2005|03:45pm] Save your tounge for when you need it. Like when you enter a tounge strength competition. Thats when you'll need it. STRONG TOUNGE COMPETITION! My Name Is Mud

[07 May 2005|11:45pm] Cinderblock punchlines ruin what I say. My Name Is Mud

[02 May 2005|04:59pm] [ music | Poster Children - Mr.Goodnight ] George of The Jungle was green with envy about all the attention Tarzan got. So one night he snuck out to the great Killing tree and made a wish for the death of Tarzan. The ree said "No, I'm tired as fuck." George sighed and bought a gun. 2Made Em Shine My Name Is Mud

[29 Apr 2005|02:46am] [ mood | Slip n' Slide ] [ music | Dr.Octagon - Earth People ] The spaceship penetrates the atmosphere. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!! ATMOSPHERE! My Name Is Mud

[20 Apr 2005|06:34pm] [ music | Jack Johnson - Breakdown ] I'm on an island. Do not disturb or I'll rip off your face and feed it to my sharks. They are 20ft tall and have legs. They'll fuck your shit up. My Name Is Mud

Wigwham [16 Apr 2005|10:04pm] [ mood | Gigahertzdougnut ] [ music | Primus - Too Many Puppies ] Imagine if all humas had wheels instead of feet. I really don't think we'd have small pets. So we'd domesticate bears and tigers. Then they would learn to walk upright and start to speak man. At that point we'd have to go against the Bear-Tiger union in the Supreme Court. They have the majority. For some reason their parties symobol is an orange rabbit. So anyway, the Moles and Chuds would find it a perfect time to attack and finally take over the above world. 2Made Em Shine My Name Is Mud

[14 Apr 2005|02:37pm] [ mood | accomplished ] [ music | Architecture In Helsinki - In Case We Die (Part 1-4) ] Electro plains of destruction plauge my mind. Read hot laser beams poking around every corner, aiming directly towards me. Waitng, watching so I can mae the wrong move. But alas, that'll never happen, because I discovered floaty shoes. And floaty shoes own. My Name Is Mud

[02 Apr 2005|02:30am] I think I know how to make $1000000000.00 dollars. In 4 years, I will contact Flava Flav and tell him about a new show for Vh1 I'm doing. I'll invite him to my house and lavish up him up and stuff. Feed him, play him his favorite Public Enemy CD, I don't think he listens to anybody else. Anyway, I'd tell him that we'll film him doing the CRAZIEST of things and I'll have him sign a contract which forces me to pay him with monopoly money. I will then sell the VHS tapes to college dorm rooms, then eventually sell the rights to VH1, somehow become Mr.Flavs attorney and fiddle with contracting to get all his money from the show. Flava Flav forcing a nun to give him a piggy back ride across the street is somthing I would not want to miss. 1Made Em Shine My Name Is Mud

[26 Mar 2005|10:57am] I believe one day, everybody will meet one person and they will completely change their lives. Now, not in a sexy kind way. Just a person. I hope mine teaches me how to hijack a hanglider. (EDIT)He should also wear a really big hat. (EDIT 2) He'd have the manners of an English gentlemen. (Edit 3) I'd learn how to sing in an opera, then for some reason the Romanians will go absolutely insane over me. Kind of a Hasslehoff - Germany relation. 5Made Em Shine My Name Is Mud

[22 Mar 2005|07:36am] Am I really that dispicaple? I vote no. My Name Is Mud

[19 Mar 2005|08:12pm] [ mood | Average Woman or Man ] [ music | Ugly Duckling - Celebrity ] I sometimes dream of the perfect super soilder. A clean cut good ol' boy. With 30 ton robotic fists, equpied with extreme amounts of plutonium and the power a a disel engine. Although, all you need is some kryptonite and insence smoke, then boom no more robotic fisted rednecks. 1Made Em Shine My Name Is Mud

[18 Mar 2005|10:03pm] [ mood | Woobly ] [ music | Frog Eyes - Misama Gardens ] Jim Jimmy Jr. ran deep into the woods, aa fast as he could. He believed nothing could or would stop him. But then he ran into a grizzly bears cave. He did battle with the great beast, lasting 24 hours. Sadly, Jim Jimmy Jr. was the loser, and the bear tared and feathered Jim Jimmy Jr. and made him go back into town and kill the sherrif. My Name Is Mud

[13 Mar 2005|04:42pm] [ mood | Someone Else ] [ music | MC Chris - Stop Time ] I believe witches just really want to be held. Think about it, if you were a witch, wouldn't you want a companion? I say they should bewitch a herd of llamas. And then mate with them. And form Llama/Witch laser beasts. My Name Is Mud

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